Kelly and Paul chose Nolte Farms in Seguin as the location for their wedding, and having never been to Nolte Farms or even Seguin period, I expected, well, a farm. Grassy and flat, with maybe a barn or two. What I ended up having to work with was a blessing – beautiful giant trees, a waterfront dock on the Guadalupe River and a perfectly shaded ceremony. Oooh, and did I mention that there was an adorable English Bulldog? And an, ummm, “armpit performance” by Kelly? And a garter throw involving a McDonald’s hamburger of some kind? And on and on and on. Thanks for the nuggets.